Golliwog

Life and times of R.Nair

Chuck

that's all for now. Now back to sober-ness..

Just when I thought I would never love again my one and only true love walked back into my life. She means the world to me and I love her so. She is wonderful and sweet, kind and full of joy. I love her and always have but didn't always show it and I let her down in the past but I have learned from my mistakes and my mistakes have made me a better man.

Golliwog, I love you baby and will treat you the way you have always wanted to be treated. I'll be there for you no matter what. I will now listen to you and always work with you not against you. I will hold you love you rspect you and never give you a reason to look back.

All I ask of you is to love me for the man I have become.

All I can say if you really love someone don't give up cause if it was meant to be it will be. And always respect and love each other no matter what.

They say for every good man there is a good woman well I have that woman and I will never give her up.

You know how I feel

I want you back too.

Shiznaq

I am a golden god.................

The battle rages on..

SENATOR JAKE DARN: You are god almighty?

GOD: Yes, I am.

DARN: Creator of all things?

GOD: That is correct.

DARN: The god of the bible, testaments old and new?

GOD: That's right. Look, is this really necessary?

DARN: I'm sorry, but I'm trying to make certain that there is no question as to your identity. Now, you are said to have created the heavens and the earth. Is that correct?

GOD: Yes, I did. You see, a timeless time of nothing was beginning to get on my nerves, so I thought it would be a good idea to -

DARN: Mr. Chairman, please direct the witness to answer the question.

GOD: But, I -

CHAIRMAN: Please, just answer the question as simply as possible.

GOD: Sorry.

DARN: How long did the creation take?

GOD: Six days.

DARN: And, are those days as we understand them, or were they longer?

GOD: I...umm... (garbled) My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question on the grounds of the 47th Amendment.

DARN: The 47th Amendment?

GOD: That's right. That's the one that will guarantee a sense of mystery and wonder in the world.

DARN: Well, umm, would it be safe to say that you took a lot of care in the preparation of the universe?

GOD: Yes. That would be correct.

DARN: Then, how do you explain the existence of...cockroaches?

GOD: Cockroaches? I - cockroaches?
DARN: Mr. Chairman, I submit this example of a cockroach as evidence to this body. Does the witness deny the existence of cockroaches?

GOD: I...no. Obviously, cockroaches do exist.

DARN: And, did you, in fact, create cockroaches?

GOD: I...I don't remember.

DARN: You mean to have us believe that you are god, all-knowing, all-powerful, who created the entire cosmos, the world and all the living things on it, and you don't remember if you created cockroaches?

GOD: I...I wasn't aware of them when I created the world. No.

DARN: Do you believe in cockroaches, Mr. god?

GOD: Oh, no. Not at all. They're vile, nasty creatures, with no purpose other than to offend the senses of innocent men and women.

DARN: As the Constitution clearly states. And, yet, when you created the Garden of Eden, you claim that cockroaches were created without your express knowledge or consent?

GOD: That, umm, is correct.

DARN: But, other than cockroaches, that one exception, you were fully aware of what you were creating, yes?

GOD: Yes. I am god, all-knowing -

DARN: Then, you admit being responsible for leeches? (pause) I will ask again: were you responsible for the creation of leeches?

CHAIRMAN: The witness will please answer the question.

GOD: I...I don't remember. (uproar)

Trivial..............

Tubing

AbangKakak


Laughter is the biological reaction of humans to moments or occasions of humor: an outward expression of amusement. Laughter is subcategorised into various groupings depending upon the extent and pitch of the laughter: giggles, chortles, chuckles, hoots, cackles, sniggers and guffaws are all types of laughter. Smiling is a mild silent form of laughing. Some studies indicate that laughter differs depending upon the gender of the laughing person: women tend to laugh in a more "sing-song" way. People make me laugh :)

If you do wish to correct the grammar of someone whom you truly believe would welcome & appreciate the correction, then start by asking them if it is okay to offer them a suggestion. You might say something like, 'This is kind of a delicate issue, but I was wondering if it would be alright to offer you a grammatical suggestion? You know I'm kind of a grammar nerd.' This gives the person the opportunity to welcome your suggestion & not feel bad, as you have pointed out your unusual interest in grammar. And of course, be certain you understand the specific grammatical rules & how to apply them before making the correction. But again, if you are not sure the person would welcome the correction, then it is better to keep the issue to yourself.

Smile

Someone made my day. Someone special.

The Tugboat Complex

I'm smiling but there's nothing to be happy about.

Once upon a time, there was the cutest couple in the world. Ya know he was the punk and she was Daddy's little girl, and graduation came and she wanted him to stay, he had bigger better dreams waiting out in big city. He said "Don't say goodbye because goodbye means leaving and leaving means forgetting." Two years later she reads in the news, he'd gone on to be a big star but nobody knew.'cause he changed up his name but his heart stayed the same, 'cause every song he wrote, was about her, he claimed. he never got to tell her 'cause he died that year, from all of the coke, and the pills, and the beer, and the whole world cried, but just for one day 'cause sooner or later, the pain goes away. Not.

I whine a lot, make no mistake that this is one of those occasions. I am tired, but it is a weird tired all fuzzy and with different parts of the brain refusing to communicate with each other, I am beginning to think in a completely erratic manner, last night I hallucinated, for the briefest of moments, that a bull/ bison or bovine equivalent was lolloping around on the middle of Lewisham way (for those of us unfamiliar, this is not a green enough pasture to warrant any kind of grazing animal).

Chalk this one up to stress but a week in bed would do me a world of good. Once rested and emerging with bed-bug-bites and sores I will be free to roam and whine with a clear head.

:/

Some random thoughts on this horrid Sunday morning

Feminists, will you please for the love of all that is holy finish your damn "revolution". To me, and this is just my humble opinion, winning the fight to air tampon commercials and wear "Cum Dumpster" or "Porn star" tee-shirts is, well, stupid. But hey, I mean you are all getting paid as much as men and are now finally represented equally in congress! Oh no wait, never mind. Well, at least you all have won something, right? I just don't know what. I have been called a "woman hater", It just kills me to watch the female gender lose itself over the years. To me, all of a woman's grace and dignity has been forgotten, in a rush to become the next whore on the T.V. showing her tits. And yes, those chicks on Girls Gone Wild make you all look bad, because deep down I think that if most of you had that type of body you would be doing the very same thing. I know of no relationship that any of my female friends are in that could even marginally be called healthy with one small exception. Figure this shit out please, because you have all been lied too. You cannot be the Madonna and the whore. It's one or the other, and don't blame me or men when you chose to be the whore and people treat you like one.

I do tend to let other people's drama affect me. Over all though, I have found a center that is becoming more and more unshakable. My main problem is that I now have an emotional complexity that is taking some time to get used to. I guess I have finally "grown up", what ever that means. I no longer have the emotional range of a tadpole; I can feel two, sometimes three distinct emotional states at once. Now I know most woman might find that statement funny as hell, but for a guy it takes some getting used to. And it has been very nice to read all of the positive feed back from all my friends on my thoughts lately, although like most over-empathetic people I sometimes feel guilty and unworthy of such praise. Don't let me fool you, as I have said many times before, I love you all and will bleed with you when your hurt and cheer with you when you triumph, I remain solely on my side, and no one else's. Other people's drama affects me only as much as I allow it too. Ships are sinking people, and while I will happily pull you to shore, I cannot and will not go down with any of you. Only you can right your ship. It just kills me that so many of you seem to be hell bent on running your life into the ground, with a shit eating grin on your face. Ten out of ten for style I suppose, but negative several million for good thinking.